Tag: HAIRY ARMPITS

“Have you seen all this? All this stuff about this actress’ photoshoot, just because she has armpit hair?” your mother asks you, annoyed. You can tell she thinks everyone’s reactions are ridiculous, unfair, etc. Of course, she’s biased–she doesn’t shave. But she’s very interested in hearing what you think about it all, if you’re one of those people who says its “disgusting.” You tell her you don’t know how you feel–you’ve never been with a girl who doesn’t shave. Your mother is incredulous. “Really? You’ve never even seen it in porn?” Nope, you tell her. She smirks. “Well, I don’t shave. I’ll show you!” she takes her sweater off and shows you her armpits. “There. Isn’t so bad, right? Women can be sexy with body hair,” she tells you. Of course, that’s a little different than down below, but mom’s not going to stop with her underarms. She wants to make sure you understand that women can be sexy without shaving, so that if you’re with a girl and she gets naked, you don’t balk at the sight, if she chooses to be au naturale. You’re not sure what’s happening here…is your mother trying to suggest you should…oh, wow…well, she does look really sexy, even without shaving…even if she is your mother…

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