We need to talk, step-son. I was looking through your browsing history, and you know what I found? Porn. Gay porn. Lots and lots and lots of gay porn. Now, it’s perfectly normal for boys to look at porn, and even to experiment a little, but I’ve always had a feeling that you were a little…different. And what I found on your laptop? It confirmed what I’ve always known about you. You’re gay. My step-son is a homosexual.
